There was a little baby boy and a little baby girl side by side in the nursery at the maternity ward. The little baby boy says to the little baby girl, "I'm a boy, you are a girl!"
The little baby girl replies, "How do you know?"
The little baby boys says, "I'll show you when the nurse leaves."
So about 10 minutes later, the nurse leaves. When she was gone, the little baby boy lifts up his gown and says.........